Player Haters Preakness IV Preparations
New Home Team Selection Order
One race into the season, racing officials have learned a few Analysts are frustrated with the Home Teams that are not performing as expected.
According to the rules, the order of selection for new teams is by current playoff seeding, worst to first.
The order of picks will be:
1a. B-Reezy (14th seed NFC)*
1b. The Bookie (14th seed AFC)
3. Wise Orangutan (13th seed NFC)
4. Kal Krome (11th seed NFC)
5. Little Tuna (8th seed NFC)
6a. Big Tuna (6th seed AFC)**
6b. Atwork (6th seed NFC)
8. The Strategist (4th seed NFC)
9. Craft Brew (3rd seed AFC)
* B-Reezy has the lesser conference W-L record.
** Big Tuna has the lesser W-L record.
Home Team Swaps
Only one Home Team horse threw a shoe. Raiders QB Carr is out and so is Big Tuna. Big Tuna will be saddling up the Houston Texans for his Home Team. All other Analyst have kept last race ponies (not the small beer bottles) and have rubbed them down and are ready for THE PLAYER HATERS PREAKNESS!!
Best of luck to you all!!
Aw, who needs luck with the great skill of our Analyst this next race will be another photo finish.
