The Analysts’ Picks Are In:
The Bookie: Bengals/Cowboys/Patriots
The Big Tuna: Cowboys/Seahawks/Bengals
Little Tuna: Cowboys/Packers/Bengals
Wise Orangutan: Cardinals/Packers/Seahawks
The Strategist: Panthers/Packers/Steelers
Kal Krome: Seahawks/Packers/Patriots
B-Reezy: Bears/Seahawks/Steelers
Atwork: Packers/Seahawks/Bengals
Craft Brew: Steelers/Packers/Patriots
!!Featured Analyst of the Week!!
Craft Brew — Our Connoisseur of Gastronomy
Our Celebrity Analyst Roasters:
The Bookie: “When you’re alone and read something funny you tend to muffle the sound of your laughter. Last month I read something where I couldn’t contain the laughter. Hysterically I read it twice. It was a message from Craft Brew: “I would like to select the Steelers as my Home Team.” Right about now I know you are all laughing hysterically. Please try to contain yourselves!”
Little Tuna: “Y’all know Craft Brew’s from Kentucky? I heard the Governors mansion burnt down last night. Damn near took out the whole trailer park!”
Big Tuna: Rolls his eyes. Shakes his head. “nOOb.”
Wise Orangutan: “I have heard from the Strategist that Craft Brew comes from a family of big drinkers. When he was a kid, his parents thought they lost him one night at the tavern. After they pasted his junior high picture on an empty can of Schlitz, the waitress rolled her eyes and gestured to the corner booth!”
The Strategist: “If Craft Brew was as good at picking beer as he is at the football horse race, he’d be drinking Miller High Life (oh wait…I think I saw him drinking a pony…he knows what I’m talking about!)”
Kal Krome: “I heard the grass is greener on the other side and now I’m out in greener pastures and my mind is truly blank! Good Luck Craft Brew.”
Atwork: “Crickets Chirping”
B-Reezy: “NEW TO THE GAME. STEELERS SUCK!! FIRST BEARS WIN!!!”
The Results Are In:
The Bookie: Bengals/Cowboys/Patriots
The Big Tuna: Cowboys/Seahawks/Bengals
Little Tuna: Cowboys/Packers/Bengals
Wise Orangutan: Cardinals/Packers/Seahawks (1 point)
The Strategist: Panthers/Packers/Steelers (1 point)
Kal Krome: Seahawks/Packers/Patriots
B-Reezy: Bears/Seahawks/Steelers
Atwork: Packers/Seahawks/Bengals (4 points)
Craft Brew: Steelers/Packers/Patriots
Top teams among trifecta winners:
Three trifectas this week by Atwork, The Strategist, and Wise Orangutan. And the Bonus points are awarded to:
Top offensive team (+2): Packers (35 points)
Top defensive team (+1): Packers (14 points)
