{"id":2038,"date":"2017-12-16T04:39:39","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T04:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.roi2partners.com\/wftl\/?p=2038"},"modified":"2017-12-20T15:09:17","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T15:09:17","slug":"seeders-cup-iv-leg-2-picks-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.roi2partners.com\/wftl\/seeders-cup-iv-leg-2-picks-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Seeders Cup IV | Leg 2 Picks"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Analysts’ Picks Are In:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The Bookie: Rams\/Chiefs\/Patriots
\nThe Big Tuna: Saints\/Ravens\/Panthers
\nLittle Tuna: Patriots\/Eagles\/Saints
\nWise Orangutan: Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles
\nThe Strategist: Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles
\nKal Krome: Seahawks\/Saints\/Steelers
\nB-Reezy: Eagles\/Saints\/Ravens
\nAtwork: Patriots\/Saints\/Ravens
\nCraft Brew: Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles<\/p>\n

The Analyst of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n

!!! Big Tuna !!!!<\/p>\n

The Bookie: Big Tuna is a big fish in the WFTL. He’s humble enough to know he’s not better than anybody else and wise enough to know that he’s different from the rest. How is he different you ask? He doesn’t even need alcohol to make really really bad Picks. He was the first to win a race, had a race named after him and was the model for WFTL trophy BUT with all these early accomplishments the Big Tuna went belly up with just an occasional bubble. Will Big Tuna float up to the surface and roast in the sun or will he breach the waters and represent Pacific Life as he replaces the hump back whale! Oooh…<\/p>\n

Little Tuna: So you guys think that the Big Tuna is a smart analyst? I once saw the guy light a cigarette and stick it behind his ear because he needed both his hands. Burned hair smells very bad!!<\/p>\n

The Wise Orangutan: How many times does Big Tuna have to finish in second place before he realizes that Bill Belicheat is giving him bum information that favors Little Tuna? Or that The Clearinghouse is Wise Orangutan, and that he changes the rules every month to box out Big Tuna.<\/p>\n

The Strategist: Goes up to microphone. Blushes furiously. Giggles and says, “Tasty!”<\/p>\n

Kal Krome: Well, he may be Big Tuna on the surface but don’t let that fool anyone. Who ever heard of roasted tuna? You can fillet him, bake him, grill him, fry him, or can him BUT on the inside he’s a big melt!! In the ocean they say the big fish wins. Then hmmm…. Perhaps swimming would be a safer bet.<\/p>\n

Craft Brew: This is what Big Tuna is processing when he’s making his picks!!<\/p>\n

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B-Reezy: You sure don’t know how to pick-em!<\/p>\n

Atwork: giggle giggle giggle. Still laughing at his last roast<\/p>\n

The Results Are In:<\/strong><\/h2>\n

The Bookie:\u00a0 Rams\/Chiefs\/Patriots (3 points)<\/strong>
\nThe Big Tuna:\u00a0 Saints\/Ravens\/Panthers (1 point)<\/strong>
\nLittle Tuna:\u00a0 Patriots\/Eagles\/Saints (6 points)<\/strong>
\nWise Orangutan:\u00a0 Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles (4 points)<\/strong>
\nThe Strategist:\u00a0 Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles (4 points)<\/strong>
\nKal Krome:\u00a0 Seahawks<\/span>\/Saints<\/strong>\/Steelers<\/span>
\nB-Reezy:\u00a0 Eagles\/Saints\/Ravens (4 points)<\/strong>
\nAtwork:\u00a0 Patriots<\/strong>\/Saints\/Ravens (3 points)<\/strong>
\nCraft Brew:\u00a0 Ravens\/Saints\/Eagles (4 points)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Playoff clinchers:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Patriots | Division Title | 2 points<\/p>\n

Eagles | First-round Bye| 3 points<\/p>\n\r\n\t\t