The Bookie: Broncos*\/Bears\/Raiders
\nBig Tuna: Raiders\/Steelers*\/Cowboys
\nLittleTuna: Cowboys\/Steelers*\/Falcons*
\nWise Orangutan: Lions*\/Steelers*\/Packers*
\nThe Strategist: Rams\/Steelers*\/Jaguars*
\nKal Krome: Seahawks\/Steelers*\/Packers*
\nB-Reezy: Bears\/Lions*\/Raiders
\nAtwork: Seahawks\/Rams\/Bears<\/p>\n
* Denotes hater eligible pick.<\/p>\n
Each week the Bookie will interview one analysts.
\nThis week the Bookie interviewed Wise Orangutan.<\/p>\n
Bookie: Big O, there was rumors three years ago that you may have had a hand in forming the rules for this game but your picks have not even matched up to some of our newer Analyst of this game. Fact check: according to the Clearinghouse, your picks are rarely correct. Would you like to make a comment about this?<\/p>\n
Wise Orangutan: The rumors are greatly exaggerated. The Clearinghouse and I have no relationship whatsoever. As you may recall, The Clearinghouse sent Guido to break my fingers for no substantial reason other than a personal defense of the integrity of the races after Little Tuna cheat-rioted her way into our coveted trophies!<\/p>\n
Now, this year, I no longer will be driven into irrational choices based on my deep-seated passion to stop the Cheat-riots from winning — no, stealing — yet another Super Bowl. I plan to reclaim the Player Haters Preakness (my first win) and position myself for Analyst of the Year before the second half of the racing season.<\/p>\n
Oh, and, at least I am not as bad as The Bookie! Sheesh, you control the damn picks!<\/p>\n
Bookie: Side note, still irrational and quite smelly. I noticed he was eating some sort of chocolate substance and drinking canned beer! Who drinks canned beer?<\/p>\n
Wise Orangutan: PBR in a can!<\/p>\n
The Bookie: The first wipe-out of the year as no Analyst notches more than one Correct PIck in the week!<\/p>\n Little Tuna and Wise Orangutan hold the early lead in the third annual Player Haters Preakness, each with 2 hater picks and 2-point trifectas. B-Reezy holds onto third with a 1-point trifecta after the second turn.<\/p>\n The rest of the field struggles with the simple task of picking three winners!<\/p>\n No Analysts selected the potential 3-point trifecta of Jaguars, Lions, and Chiefs in Leg 2.<\/em><\/p>\n\r\n\t\tBroncos*\/Bears\/Raiders<\/del>
\nBig Tuna: Raiders\/Steelers*<\/del>\/Cowboys
\nLittleTuna: Cowboys\/Steelers*\/Falcons*<\/del>
\nWise Orangutan: Lions*\/Steelers*\/Packers*<\/del>
\nThe Strategist: Rams\/Steelers*<\/del>\/Jaguars*
\nKal Krome: Seahawks\/Steelers*\/Packers*<\/del>
\nB-Reezy: Bears<\/del>\/Lions*\/Raiders<\/del>
\nAtwork: Seahawks\/Rams\/Bears<\/del><\/p>\n